Anonymous said: what do you think gamzee and tavros would be like in highschool?

raspledazzle:

raspledazzle:

b0yskylark:

raspledazzle:

tavros “i bet i can eat like 3 cheezburgers in like 30 seconds but you have to pay for them” nitram

tavros “tried out for the football team but got hit in the eye once so he quit” nitram

tavros “his dad has chaperoned every field trip since kindergarten and his classmates beg him to come back the next time because hes hot hot like potat” nitram

gamzee “draws dicks on literally every paper hes given and is suprised when the teachers yell at him” makara

gamzee “smokes weed in a tree outside and is still suprised when he gets caught” makara

gamzee “spaces out in every class and yet still gets straight A’s and no one knows why we think his dad bribes administrators” makara

Tavros “I bring my pokemon collectors card binder to class since I was 7” Nitram

Gamzee “I found at least seven curly fries in my hair and havent eaten curly fries in 3 months” Makara

tavros “called his teacher ‘mom’ once on accident and didnt look her in the eye for the rest of the year” nitram

gamzee “walks into the wrong class and goes through the full hour without realizing its freshman math instead of 11th grade biology”

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gamzee comics whats new

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
wheresagnes:

a boy was bullied throughout his childhood for being gay and the principal of his school said that if he was to act so openly gay he should expect that kind of treatment. The school board did nothing about it.
Years later, once he had graduated high school, he and his family sued the school board for not doing anything about his bullying. They won the case and got $900,000. 

wheresagnes:

a boy was bullied throughout his childhood for being gay and the principal of his school said that if he was to act so openly gay he should expect that kind of treatment. The school board did nothing about it.

Years later, once he had graduated high school, he and his family sued the school board for not doing anything about his bullying. They won the case and got $900,000. 

(via windyguy)

snestastic:

nintendonut1:

catbountry:

surplustorequirements:

There is evidently a Wreck it Ralph RIDE at a disney theme park and this is a sign on display while you are waiting in line.

OMG

screams and flies into the sun

disney knows the Konami code
disney has acknowledged the fucking Konami code

snestastic:

nintendonut1:

catbountry:

surplustorequirements:

There is evidently a Wreck it Ralph RIDE at a disney theme park and this is a sign on display while you are waiting in line.

OMG

screams and flies into the sun

disney knows the Konami code

disney has acknowledged the fucking Konami code

(via windyguy)

Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters!?

(Source: disneydeviants, via rainbowcatsam)

clvbpenguin:

my girlfriend tho

clvbpenguin:

my girlfriend tho

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beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

(Source: yodiscrepo, via txlover)

lord-ponty:

i wish my hair floofed with my emotions like real anime girls

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wanksclub:

*falls purposely on the ground so hot people can help me to get back up*

(Source: wanksclub, via perks-of-being-chinese)

spaceplasma:

False-color images of Saturn’s Atmosphere

Composed primarily of hydrogen and helium the upper atmosphere of Saturn exhibits banding similar to that of Jupiter. Unlike Jupiter, however, the individual bands and clouds have little color variations.

By using computer techniques to enhance minor differences in color, banding in the clouds can be studied. The color variations seen here are due to traces of elements in the atmosphere.

 Credit: Voyager 2 / JPL

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